The Sorry State of Sorry

Sorry is a funny word. One can use this word to apologise as in “I’m sorry for killing your cat”. The same word can be used to express sympathy towards someone. For example after hearing that someone’s cat has died one can say, “I’m sorry about your cat.” In the previous example the speaker is simply expressing his or her condolences and definitely not expressing any guilt for murdering the feline creature. Let us be realistic for a moment, the speaker had absolutely nothing to do with the death of the beloved pet.

Sorry is also used as a mere gesture of politeness. In the following example the speaker is asking about the whereabouts of a book in the library, “Sorry, but could you please tell me where can I find the book How to Kill a Mocking Cat?” The speaker is being merely polite and she or he is not apologising to the woman sitting at the counter for not being able to find a book in the library. Nevertheless, the speaker could have been sorry for enquiring the librarian about the book as it resulted in receiving looks of mistrust and pure disgust for talking loudly in the library. In this situation our innocent speaker is regretting the act of addressing the librarian.

Life is full downers and unforgivable blunders but one must not dwell on the mistakes of the past and feel sorry for oneself. It is time to look towards the future. Even cats have nine lives. Sorry, I meant eight.

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Tweeter Seeking Tweeter

I’ve been on Twitter for more than a year and it’s a great place to know incredible people. Let it be celebrities or someone you don’t know but really likes the same things as you; let’s be honest these are people you wish you went to school with.

In my opinion Twitter offers very little opportunity to find other tweeters whom you might like. For that reason I’d like to try a little experiment.

In the comments section below write about yourself in 160 words or less ( for example who you are, what are the things you like etc.). Don’t forget your Twitter name. In my next blogpost I’ll publish what you’ve written so that other tweeters like you can read it.

Let’s see how it goes.

I’ll keep my fingers crossed.

If you have any questions contact me on Twitter (@pariism)

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April Tuesday

The pillows of Monday morning were hiding under my bed.
When I woke up this today, they were all dead.
I went downstairs to get rid of them.
No one would let me throw them in the bin
I asked them, “What’s wrong with you guys?”
They said, “You can’t do this. This isn’t right.”
I left my dead pillows lying on the couch
With nothing else to do I went out of the house.
Outside there was this bird again.
Screeching like a machine, crying in vain.
The cry of the bird made me go mad.
I wanted to go inside, I didn’t want to be sad.
The door was closed. How could this be?
The bird is still staring at me.

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Stephen Fry

How I met Stephen Fry is something I cannot tell, as I have never met him in person. How I came to know of Stephen Fry is a different story which I must say is neither the most interesting story ever told, nor it is a story worth knowing. My first (let’s use the term) encounter with Stephen Fry was in a bookshop on the very day the fifth book in the Harry Potter series was released. Me being a Potter fan, I was there late at night waiting to be the first one in the city to buy the book. The bookshop was two-storied, as the release of this book was a special occasion the shop was decorated with every possible Potter merchandise. The steps leading to the upper floor were piled with audio books. Me, a person whose mind was narrower and much more stubborn at that time than it is now, looked at the piles of audio books, picked one up, sneered at the grinning face of the reader, placed the audio book on a pile different from the one from where I had picked it up and then contemplated on the idiocy of a person who would listen to such a thing with a feeling of self-satisfaction. Even though this was my first encounter with Stephen Fry I didn’t know his name before the spring of 2009.

I was first interested in Stephen Fry when I saw the film V for Vendetta. Again another not so interesting experience brought me to him. I wasn’t as interested in the story as I was in him. From all the characters in the film, his was the one I liked the best. I was mesmerized by the way he played his role. There was something unique about him which is hard to explain. He was different, he was better; there was a radiance around him which made him special. If I continue description you might think (if you aren’t doing so already) that I’m describing the love of my life. This however is not the case. He is not the reason why my heart beats, he’s not the one I see when I close my eyes and he certainly is not the one with the power to stop time with his smile. And now back to the film. I loved him in V for Vendetta as a result I wanted more and I found more.

I loved him in a Bit of Fry and Laurie.

I loved him in Jeeves and Wooster.

I loved him in Blackadder.

I loved him in his few seconds of appearance in a Fish Called Wanda.

I love every bloody thing he’s in because he’s in it.

I am a fan of Stephen Fry.

I love this feeling and I love sharing it with others.  Those with whom I share my love and appreciation for Stephen Fry are people I’ve never met. As for the people I know in real life, they have never heard of him.  A  conversation about Stephen Fry with them  goes like either like this:

“Do you know Stephen Fry?”

“No.”

“Have you seen V for Vendetta?”

“No.”

“Have you heard the Harry Potter audio books?”

“No.” / “Yes, but in German.”

“Oh.”

Or it goes like this:

“Do you know Stephen Fry?”

“No.”

“Have you seen V for Vendetta?”

“Yes.”

“He’s the one who plays the comedian.”

“You mean the guy with the mask?”

“No, the other guy. The one who’s on TV, you know the one who owns a Koran.”

“Ah. So, what about him?”

“He’s Stephen Fry!”

“Oh.”

I repeat I am a fan of Stephen Fry. I’ve never been such a devoted fan of anything or anyone in my entire life, like I’m for him. What is the reason for my blind appreciation for this person? I simply don’t know.

When was your first encounter with Stephen Fry? How did you came to know of this jewel of a person?  I’m eager to know your story and I don’t care if it’s mundane or breathtaking. There’s a comments section below for you. Show it what you’ve got.

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Waiting for You

Was I furious, angry or just plain mad?
Maybe disappointed and a little bit sad.
I stood where you said, I looked around
You however were nowhere to be found
It wasn’t the first time you had done this.
I think the next time I’ll make you promise
Never to be late or not show up
Not until the day I’m fed up
Of you being for me the only teacher,
Who’s better than the most extraordinary preacher.
Not showing up just makes me mad
Maybe disappointed and a little bit sad.
I wonder if you had given me a dime
For all the instances you weren’t on time.
Then I’d have been a lot richer than I am
But you don’t really give a damn.
I waited for you for more than an hour.
The whole experience just made me sour.

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Smell You Never (Twilight- The Musical-Song 3)

BELLA
This school is so big and confusing.
I have no idea where I’m heading.
I think this is the classroom for biology.
Is that the young Cullen prodigy?

EDWARD
Who’s that girl at the door?
Why haven’t I seen her before?
I’m stunned by her below average loveliness.
Her awful smell is going to knock me senseless.

PROFESSOR
Isabella go and sit next to Edward Cullen.
Ed, are you ok? You face looks swollen.

EDWARD
That girl is sitting next to me.
I must find a way to flee.
The smell is excruciating
Her presence is nauseating.

BELLA
Oh my god, what’s wrong with him?
Why does he look so grim?
I think he’s going to burst into tears.
I haven’t seen a boy this sensible in years.

EDWARD
Why can’t she get what’s wrong with me?
Is it really not that obvious or can’t she see?
I’m undead but I still can smell.
At this moment I’d rather burn in hell.

BELLA
I think he can’t stand my odour
I’m not ice-cream I can’t change my flavour.
Even though he is like an arrogant block of ice
But I still think this boy is nice
How could I’ve been this ignorant?
From tomorrow I’ll use a different deodorant.

EDWARD
Oh joy, my suffering is over.
I don’t have to endure this smell any longer.
I never thought that this would happen for real
That I would actually be saved by the bell.

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New Girl( Twilight- The Musical-Song 2)

BELLA
I’m new in this school.
I hope they think I’m cool.
I’ve come here from far away.
It’s with my father I’m going to stay.

VARIOUS STUDENTS
Hey, there. Who are you?
Are you the girl who’s new?
We will be your friends from now on.
If you need us, we’ll say so long.

BELLA
Oh my god, that was fast.
I really hope these friends will last.

VARIOUS STUDENTS
Don’t you worry; we’ll be true to you.

BELLA
Who are those people? Do you know?

VARIOUS STUDENTS
They are the Cullens and they are like so cool.
I think they are the weirdest students in this school.
They are a family, partners, sisters and brother…

BELLA
What?

VARIOUS STUDENTS
Don’t worry. They are weird, just don’t bother

BELLA
They look so pale. Don’t they ever go out?

VARIOUS STUDENTS
They camp a lot, but no one knows where they are about.
The bell is ringing; oh no we’re going to be late
See you later for lunch, today’s special: steak and garlic bread.

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